Favourite Quotes

[whedonfanuk]

I'm not really fussed...

[DreamDangerously]

100 already, go for it.

I do try not to be picky about spelling, I'm dyslexic myself so I'm not the greatest speller, but marking books soon drills in to you the common mistakes, plus certain errors completely change the meaning of the sentance.....
...and turning teacher mode off now.

[Casazeal]

"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it," ;D

[seraph]

Oh god I have millions of favourite quotes. I love the opening lines of Lolita and here's some of my fave quotes copied and pasted from the web...

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their [bleep] skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride ..." And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King murdered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan ... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. -Bill Hicks, who was a genius!

Ekam Sataha Vipraha Bahudha Vadanti- a Hindu saying, which roughly means the Truth is one, but different sages call it by different names.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams

If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. -JFK

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. -Martin Luther King

"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." -Pythagoras

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? -Jeremy Bentham

[matt]

seraph said:

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their [bleep] skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

I love that song...

Lyrics, full of 'quotes'...

your cellphone your wallet your time your ideas
no barcode no party no iodine no beers

your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears
no simcard, no disco, no photo, not here

your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets
your office, your timeoff, your fashions,your sex your pills your grass your tits, your arse your laughs your highs, we write it all

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

Tell us Your Habits, Your Facts, Your Fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
your skedule, your desktop, your details, your life.
Show us your children, your photos, your home.
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan.
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, sports on two

well show you things well show you swings
we'll buy you things,drugs,big yard birds
well sell you crap well charge you fat
were gonna find big guns & a drunk in your kitchen

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

Your thoughts Your emotions Your loves Your dreams Your checkbook Your essecnse Your sweat Your screams Your security Your soberiety Your innocence innocence society your self Your place Your distance Your space

go back to bed america your government is in control again here watch this shut up...you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you

We want your soul

Here's boy bands here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some roller
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Timberlake
here's fingertips, here's colegen, here's all night bars, here's plastic hips

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

go back to bed america your government is in control again here heres amerikan gladiators watch this shut up...go back to bed america heres amerikan gladiators here is 56 channels of it, watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin skulls together & congratualte you on living in the land of freedom here you go america you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you

We want your soul x 5

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

no cookies no stray no drop-outs no gays no leftys no no lunnies no opinions no way no bankers no teachers no facts no freaks
no skaters no tweekers no truth

We want your soul x 5

[DreamDangerously]

oooh Bill Hicks was f'ing hillarious!

[seraph]

Yeah, he was brilliant.

[Wight witch]

"Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you & Cort to fcuk everyone, but when I do if I dumped for inncent little twits like Cecile. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a "laaaady." I'm the Marsha farking Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it.So there's your psychoanalysis Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?"

I have loads more to add but Hex is about to start.....

[Boreleya]

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much"

- Oscar Wilde, such a quotable genius. I have many more but that's one I always carry around with me in my phone.

[tituscrow]

"tell me thats a sock or god help me i'll scream" queen steph

[worldwithoutshrimp]

"i have to go! i have to go! where the f*** does everyone go when they have to go"

"This is another day in the life. A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides inside and outside. So how do you get whats inside out? There once was a very pretty girl who lived inside a beautiful box, and everyone loved her."

"Gia Carangi : Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above. "

Above quotes from Gia

[Wight witch]

Ok the episode is crap but there are some very good quotes in 'some assembly required'

'Maybe not, but I'll tell you this: people don't fall in love
with what's right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.'

'I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.'

[matt]

"Look at my mask, isn't it pretty. It raises the dead. Americans..."

[Fiona]

wow. i have loads, a whole book actually. a rather sad hobby of mine.
I'll put some that are short
"And in today already walks tomorrow" Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not." - Kurt Cobain
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" - Fight Club
"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the colour purple in a field somewhere and you don't notice it" -The Colour Purple
"Truth fears no question"
"I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror" - Elaine Dundy
and finally...
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."-Murphy's Law

[tituscrow]

'i bent my wookie' ralph