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Post by seraph on Jan 3, 2006 21:40:09 GMT
Lovestruck millionairess Sharon Tendler has finally married the love of her life... a dolphin called Cindy. Ms Tendler - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - has been visiting the aquatic dreamboat at his theme park home in the resort of Eilat, Israel, up to three times a year for 15 years. But last week Sharon finally plucked up the courage to ask the 35-year-old dolphin's trainer Maya Zilber for the mammal's fin in marriage. She agreed and in a romantic ceremony they finally became dolphin and wife.
The bride was dressed all in white as she knelt beside the groom waiting in the water. And with a kiss the romantic union was sealed to happy cheers from spectators. After a mackerel reception, a tearful Sharon said: "I made a dream come true and I am not a pervert. "I'm the happiest girl on earth."
Either April Fools has come early or I have now seen EVERYTHING.
www.msn.co.uk/HTX/andfinally/
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Post by krusty ketchup on Jan 4, 2006 8:36:31 GMT
Oh my God. What will the world come to next??? That is a woman who has too much money and too much time on her hands!!!
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Post by philhood17 on Jan 4, 2006 17:58:09 GMT
what ever she's up to, it smells fishy
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Post by kittygobonkers on Jan 4, 2006 18:04:20 GMT
lol oh come on that has to be a wind up surely!!!!
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Post by seraph on Jan 5, 2006 13:25:19 GMT
what ever she's up to, it smells fishy 
I dunno, some crazy stuff goes on in the world. |
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Post by kittygobonkers on Jan 5, 2006 19:48:19 GMT
its funny, it takes years for gay couples to get something that resembles a marriage and that causes all kinds of complaints and yet a dolphin and a human can marry just like that LOL   |
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Post by Casazeal on Jan 5, 2006 20:29:40 GMT
I dread to think what the children would be like!  |
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Post by kittygobonkers on Jan 6, 2006 0:19:41 GMT
has anyone gone to a scary visual place now?  |
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Post by Yuffie on Jan 6, 2006 0:27:42 GMT
I've heard of people marrying cats and dogs. It's llegal in holland.
But OMG it's so stupid. The animals can't even have a say in it. They just sit there and "Meow" or "Woof" or something. Wondering what the hells going on.
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Post by kittygobonkers on Jan 6, 2006 10:59:14 GMT
lol people are sooooooo very strange i hope that dolphin earns a good living at seaworld to be able to support his wife and any potential offspring!!  |
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Post by seraph on Jan 7, 2006 1:04:36 GMT
I dread to think what the children would be like! |
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Post by Kneetroll on Jan 12, 2006 22:43:47 GMT
There was a documentary on telly not so long ago about people who were in love with their cars and their pet horses and things and one man got married to his horse.
And up until now they've harked on about GAY marriage. I ask ya...
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Post by krusty ketchup on Jan 13, 2006 11:18:39 GMT
There was a documentary on telly not so long ago about people who were in love with their cars and their pet horses and things and one man got married to his horse. And up until now they've harked on about GAY marriage. I ask ya... Hehehehehe |
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Post by Wight witch on Jan 13, 2006 11:24:27 GMT
But OMG it's so stupid. The animals can't even have a say in it. They just sit there and "Meow" or "Woof" or something. Wondering what the hells going on. I bet the animals are actually saying "Get me away from this freak & lets me be with someone my own species!" |
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Post by seraph on Jan 13, 2006 12:29:56 GMT
There was a documentary on telly not so long ago about people who were in love with their cars and their pet horses and things and one man got married to his horse. And up until now they've harked on about GAY marriage. I ask ya...
Fantazzle. So people can marry animals but boys cant marry boys (In America). Really lets you know what sort of idiots are running the US.  Sorry I just got back from seeing Brokeback Mountain I'm feeling a bit anti-fundamentalist today. |
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