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Post by DreamDangerously on Apr 14, 2005 21:00:39 GMT
the truth would probably knock them for six... I didn't do it because I've been writing female to female slash fiction about a lesbian ghost and a witch.  Well how about this, I've managed to work Michael Fassbender in to my lesson tomorrow. I'm doing The Gunpowder Plot in the style of CSI so I've made this powerpoint with the CSI music and font and what not, and when it come to the key figures invovled I've put "Suspects are played by actors to protect their identity" and I've used pics from Gunpowder Treason and Plot...so theres little Michael all sweaty and lovely in my History lesson...mwa haha |
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 14, 2005 21:07:06 GMT
Oh my god! That would be so funny if I said that, the look on my teachers face would be priceless. *Wishes she had the confidence to do that* Oooh, very slick working Michael into your lesson there  |
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Post by DreamDangerously on Apr 15, 2005 6:26:38 GMT
I thought so. ;D ;D
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 15, 2005 15:48:39 GMT
The good news: My moron sister had a fight at school today and got thumped. The bad news- She won it.  |
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Post by Fassbender Fan on Apr 15, 2005 17:00:25 GMT
hehe kinda of a 50/50 celebration  Michael Fassbender in a history lesson....get me back to school sharpish!! |
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 15, 2005 17:15:42 GMT
Hehe, it would be great if he popped up in any of my history lessons. I doubt it though.
My art teacher said she was going to hunt me down...*is worried*
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 15, 2005 17:25:08 GMT
Oh yes, just have to rant . Were doing the merchant of venace and getting marked on it for our GCSE. Me and my friend both wanted the part of Portia, and my friend has been given it. Without an audition. You know why? Because she went and got the teacher in charge of its dinner from the cafeteria Grrr. |
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Post by Fassbender Fan on Apr 15, 2005 17:25:14 GMT
Oooooh scary  |
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Post by matt on Apr 15, 2005 17:33:46 GMT
Bah. Shylock's the role you want.
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 15, 2005 17:38:53 GMT
Hmm, Maybe. I dont really want to be a man though...grr, favouritism |
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Post by Desultory on Apr 16, 2005 9:09:20 GMT
Urgh. Nearly got lamped by a female charv yesterday. Conversation went something as follows:
Chav: Haw you, you a goff?
Me: Give that girl a lemon, shes a genius!
Chav: You wantin a fight, then?
*I turn around ready to give the girl a mouthful, primarily involving the topics of lemming slaughter and buckfast tonic wine, and realise she has 20 of her pals behind her*
Random male friend of mine who is a dim as a 2 watt bulb: She'll knock you 6 feet under!
Chav: You *insert random 4-letter words here*
Me: ECHO!
At this, I sensibly turned around and walked away rather quickly.
Oh and I'm still in a huff about Slunt's bassist. The new one is called Ilse Baca, I think. =/
xD Play a man, Jaime! I ended up as Bill Sykes when we did Oliver Twist in first year... 'twas so funneh!
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Post by Fassbender Fan on Apr 16, 2005 9:12:42 GMT
You did the right thing by walking away! It's less hassle...though she sounds like she needs a good bitchslapping! I bet she's not half as 'ard' as she thinks she is when she's on her own too...ah well just think she'll probably be working in McDonalds to support her 5 kids soon ;D |
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Post by Jimjamz on Apr 16, 2005 10:29:06 GMT
Yes, walking away was definatly the right thing to do, I remember when me and my mates got chased by a group of male charvs (they were about 19 years old and there was something like ten of them) because a few of my friends were, ahem, "goffs". They were about five feet away from me before I realized what was happening- I've never ran so fast!
I bet even if I got a charv on there own, I could knock them out. And thats saying something ;D.
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Post by Kneetroll on Apr 16, 2005 12:36:56 GMT
I own two Samaurai swords and a longsword if you really wanna give her what for  it'd be classic to go all kill bill on her arse ;D |
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Post by Fassbender Fan on Apr 16, 2005 12:49:26 GMT
Oooh oooh and you can squash her eyeball between your toes(ugh)
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