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[Darkqueengalore]

A meeting, on the newer version of hats & tracksuits they can wear LOL.

[Jimjamz]

Yeah, hehe. VH1 was funny though, it had loads of chav videos and they were taking the piss out of them, but then they bloody put it all off!

[Desultory]

Ah.. charvs, scallies... and neds. GlasgowSurvival.co.uk has to be utter genius. I nearly got killed by a bunch of them the other night, the female varity, although I really shouldn't have yelled at them (In relation to the furry Ugg boots on all 6 of them's feet) "How many innocent lemmings died for those shoes!" and then ran away, laughing in a manical fashion. However dangerous my actions, I couldnt resist.

;D

[Jimjamz]

Oh wow, thats classic! Hehe! I really wish I was brave enough to do that to a group of charv's. I've had a few arguments with some though, and its so damn fun outwitting them.

[Desultory]

If they start yelling something unitelligble at you from half way down a street, just keep shouting "Echo!" over and over again. Gets them every time.

[Jimjamz]

Hehe, the charvs at my school are just the best at insuklts. The most sensible one they have managed so far (and this took them about an hour or so) is:

Your a rastafarian, homosexual space chicken.

Well. It just says it all, doesnt it?

[Desultory]

I must give em a clap for using words with more than 3 syllables.

Well, the Scottish neds can usually only muster genius that is:

"Sos yer maw!"

I kid ye not.

[Jimjamz]

LOL! That was on a good day though...the most the charvs here can manage is:

Uber-Cool un-charv person: *Insert intelligent insult here. Actually, it doesnt have to be intelligent. Just borderline witty*
Charv: *Blank stare*...eeee, ah lyk, ya maaa!

[Kneetroll]

In Brum, we call 'em Kev's and the girls, we call Sharon's (think eastenders: blonde, too much make up and an all round skank lol)

I'm lucky to live in a 'rocker' area - we all mostly listen to rock, goth, punk, ska, emo, etc, so I'm pretty lucky.

I had a Kev shout over to me once cos I was wearing some baggy skater pants and they said: "Why are you wearing those jeans?" and I shouted back "to cover my f*****g arse, dickhead!"


Kneetroll 1, Kev's 0

[Jimjamz]

lmao! I think one of the funniest was when I was with my mates one time (who are kind of gothy)

Chav: Neeeyr, haaa, have ya GOFF (with a double F, they cant pronounce th) the time?
Me: Its Charv past twelve.

[Desultory]

Jaime: 1 Charv: 0

Genius, me dear.

[Jimjamz]

Thank you hehe, or you could take the violent aproach. I was trying to get on the bus and these little sh*ts were wrestling right in my way (they have a thing about doing that, year seven charvs) so I just went 'FOR F**KS SAKE!* and pushed them, so they fell over in a heap on the floor.

[Kneetroll]

I hate it when Kev's come into The Academy (my local rock club, which is such a cool place cos everyone likes everyone!) and start hitting on punk girls and stuff. I've seen it - they go in walking like they've crapped themselves with their baseball caps on (y'know, to keep their brains in and all) and urrrrgh! as if they stand a chance! some of the girls in The Academy are gorgeous and smart!

Just to clarify, I don't dislike Kev's because of their clothes. They're free to wear what they like. I dislike them because they seem proud to be this way, which is just stupid. They love having an attitude to anyone who isn't dressed like them or acting like them.

Here's my list of what I don't like about Kev's:

- The women tend to have an orange circle around their faces all the time, yet make fun of girls who "are uglier than they are".

- They think that wearing their mobile phones around their neck, one sticking out of their pockets, another two in each hand - is cool.

- They suck their teeth if annoyed. I loathe this. If you wanna act like a chimp then eat a banana for god's sake.

- Medallions are not cool. Get over it.

- Tracksuits. Are you TRYING to look like Mr. Muscle? They feel the need to wear designer gear and wear their socks up to their elbows. Now, as I said, I don't care what they wear, but they do this and then slag other people off for what they wear. It's just wrong.

[matt]

There's keanos, trendies, goths, greebos (although my mate Si used to say he was 'skater'), indie, teenyboppers all the way in Walsall. (No Kevs and Sharons...)

I used to be a keano in a bad way. :-( Now I'm a 'can't give a crap because I'm 19 and if you still believe in labels like that then you ain't grown up'.

Take that you stupid pricks that used to throw stuff at me on the bus, push me, yell at me for some reason...you know those kids that used to have everyone just laugh at them or push them when wakling past...I was one of them. Thankfully it wasn't as bad as some kids had it...

...I do not miss school one bit.

[Kneetroll]

Here smegging here, Matthew!

I loathed school. I was bullied so much I had to change classes. From day one no one would talk to me, and if some wanker walked in to class who just happened to want to sit where I was sitting, the teacher would move ME and make me sit in the 'naughty kid' seat at the front of the class.

And they say teachers help. Pah.

In a way, I'm kind of glad that I was bullied, because I wouldn't have been who I am today. I'm popular, confident and although I have my moments of insecurity around people, I couldn't really give a crap.

Now: all these people who bullied me at school, are all single mothers or on drugs. Take that, twatters.