Post by xxoaimeeoxx on Dec 13, 2005 22:15:57 GMT
Well it made me laugh!
There’s this bird called Mary, yeah? She’s a virgin (wossat then?)
She’s not married or nuffink, but she’s got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an’ that. Mary lives wiv him in a crib in Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She’s like “Ooo ya lookin’ at?”
Gabriel just goes “You got one up the duff you ‘ave”
Mary’s totally gobsmakcked.
She gives it to ‘im large: “Stop dissin’ me yeah? I ain’t no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!”
So Mary goes and sees ‘er cousin Liz who’s 6 months gone ‘erself. Liz is largin’ it. She’s filled wiv Barcardi Breezers an’ that.
She’s like “Orright Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy an’ I reckon I’m well blessed. Fink of all the extra benefits an’ that we are gonna get.”
Mary goes “Yeah, I s’pose you’re right”
Mary an’ Joe ain’t got no money so they ‘ave to ponse a donkey an’ go dahn Befle’em on that.
They get to this pub an’ Mary wants to stop yeah? To ‘ave ‘er bay-bee an’ that.
But there ain’t no room at the inn, innit? SoMary an’ Joe break an’ enter into this garridge, only it’s filled wiv animals. Cahs an’ sheep an’ that.
Then these free geezers turn up looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They’re like “Respect, bay-bee Jesus” an’ say they’re wise men from the East End.
Joe goes:”If you’re so wise, wotchoo doin’ wiv this Frankenstein an’ myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?”
It’s all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up agen an’ sez he’s got anuvver message from this Lord geezer.
He’s like: ”The police is comin’ an’ they’re killin’ all the bay-bees. Yer better nash off to Egypt.”
Joe goes: ”You must be monged if you think I’m goin' dahn Egypt on a mingin’ donkey!”
Gabriel sez “Suit yerself pal. But it’s you’re lookout if yer stay.”
So they go dahn Egypt till they’ve stopped killin’ the first –born an’ it’s safe an’ that.
Then Joe an’ Mary go back to Nazaref an’ Jesus turns water into Stella.
Apologies if it has already been posted.
There’s this bird called Mary, yeah? She’s a virgin (wossat then?)
She’s not married or nuffink, but she’s got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an’ that. Mary lives wiv him in a crib in Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She’s like “Ooo ya lookin’ at?”
Gabriel just goes “You got one up the duff you ‘ave”
Mary’s totally gobsmakcked.
She gives it to ‘im large: “Stop dissin’ me yeah? I ain’t no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!”
So Mary goes and sees ‘er cousin Liz who’s 6 months gone ‘erself. Liz is largin’ it. She’s filled wiv Barcardi Breezers an’ that.
She’s like “Orright Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy an’ I reckon I’m well blessed. Fink of all the extra benefits an’ that we are gonna get.”
Mary goes “Yeah, I s’pose you’re right”
Mary an’ Joe ain’t got no money so they ‘ave to ponse a donkey an’ go dahn Befle’em on that.
They get to this pub an’ Mary wants to stop yeah? To ‘ave ‘er bay-bee an’ that.
But there ain’t no room at the inn, innit? SoMary an’ Joe break an’ enter into this garridge, only it’s filled wiv animals. Cahs an’ sheep an’ that.
Then these free geezers turn up looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They’re like “Respect, bay-bee Jesus” an’ say they’re wise men from the East End.
Joe goes:”If you’re so wise, wotchoo doin’ wiv this Frankenstein an’ myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?”
It’s all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up agen an’ sez he’s got anuvver message from this Lord geezer.
He’s like: ”The police is comin’ an’ they’re killin’ all the bay-bees. Yer better nash off to Egypt.”
Joe goes: ”You must be monged if you think I’m goin' dahn Egypt on a mingin’ donkey!”
Gabriel sez “Suit yerself pal. But it’s you’re lookout if yer stay.”
So they go dahn Egypt till they’ve stopped killin’ the first –born an’ it’s safe an’ that.
Then Joe an’ Mary go back to Nazaref an’ Jesus turns water into Stella.
Apologies if it has already been posted.
