Boreleya
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Post by Boreleya on Sept 21, 2005 17:51:21 GMT
A thread I thought could provide light relief. Last weird conversation I had was with my English lit teacher, all she seems to want to talk about with the class is sex. She loves books that have any form of subtext, blatent or otherwise.
She read the opening few paragraphs of the Colour Purple to us and we were mentally scarred for about an hour afterwards. She did accents, twitches and grins, the works. Freaky stuff...
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Post by DreamDangerously on Sept 21, 2005 17:55:42 GMT
How strange! I do occasionally do voices and stupid actions when I'm teaching and my hand gets a mind of its own when I'm talking and I start waving it around.
Last strange conversation I had was with my little sister about scary bird pen, which is a purple fluffy pen in the shape of a bird that lil sis got given and it scared her so much, I had to bring it back with me so it wasn't in the house. she asked if he was settling in okay. (!) strange child.
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Post by Jimjamz on Sept 21, 2005 18:24:01 GMT
LOL...last wierd conversation. Oh yes, were doing Sherlock Holmes in english, and if the sexual innuendos scattered in every sentence wasnt enough, on one of the illustrations in the book it looked like Sherlock was wearing FISHNETS! Then after I read a line where he said 'Sorry to knock you up Watson' So me and my friend worked out that Sherlock was just a sweet transvestite and he got Dr Watson pregnant.  |
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Post by matt on Sept 21, 2005 19:01:30 GMT
The real meaning of The Darkness 'Growing on Me'.
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Post by DreamDangerously on Sept 21, 2005 19:04:11 GMT
LOL...last wierd conversation. Oh yes, were doing Sherlock Holmes in english, and if the sexual innuendos scattered in every sentence wasnt enough, on one of the illustrations in the book it looked like Sherlock was wearing FISHNETS! Then after I read a line where he said 'Sorry to knock you up Watson' So me and my friend worked out that Sherlock was just a sweet transvestite and he got Dr Watson pregnant. LOL!!!! Thats fantastic because me and my friend EllieMay are convinced that Watson and Holmes were a couple, they were just hiding it under moustaches and bowler hats....the original slash pairing!  |
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Post by Jimjamz on Sept 21, 2005 19:12:06 GMT
LOL they so were! "Elementry my dear Watson" huh... yeah, well all know when he said THAT! |
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Boreleya
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Post by Boreleya on Sept 21, 2005 19:18:03 GMT
And here was me thinking it was a completely platonic friendship! Yeah right...
My drama teacher is the worst. Our very first drama lesson we had to pretend that a mouse / rat had run up our trousers and had to mine out it running along body parts, her instructions were "Some of you will hate it, some of you will scream and some of you might_like_it."
Oddly enough we all chose the "freaked out" option. Wonder why.
Our drama teacher was the last one to take part and ended up looking like she was shagging the bloody mouse. Complete with sound effects and gyrating hips.
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Post by DreamDangerously on Sept 21, 2005 20:03:11 GMT
no it's commonly known that Watson and Holmes were "gay for each other" LOL
that all sounds.....disturbing actually. gyrating in front of a class...never a good idea!
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Post by Jimjamz on Sept 21, 2005 20:05:26 GMT
Our drama teacher was the last one to take part and ended up looking like she was shagging the bloody mouse. Complete with sound effects and gyrating hips. Now im disturbed...I hatehatehate stupid little pointless things like that  and that has just mademe have an image of my drama teacher gyrating her hips...NOT a pleasant sight  |
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Post by Kneetroll on Sept 21, 2005 20:26:12 GMT
LOL "gay for each other" lol lol that sounded funny (not sure why though)
Last weird conversation I had... I was talking with my mate Emma B and we were discussing... ah yes, cleavage! (our own, and each other's lol) Why weird? We were trying to figure out ways to fit her into her too-small-but-all-time-favourite bra :/ lol
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Yuffie
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Post by Yuffie on Sept 21, 2005 20:33:34 GMT
Last weird conversation? With my friend Sally about Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Debating whether he was a peice of ugly or not  I just think he's so damn sexy! And also, about how we can steal him in the back of a van or something. |
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Post by DreamDangerously on Sept 21, 2005 20:38:51 GMT
I recommend the old van and sack kidnapping....reliable. *nods*  Kneetroll - what's so funny about that? LOL It's something me and my friend say to each other..... |
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Yuffie
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Post by Yuffie on Sept 21, 2005 20:41:19 GMT
I'm sooooooo going to try that when i see them in November!
Or at least, hump his leg. Or something XD
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BHA
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Post by BHA on Sept 21, 2005 22:29:36 GMT
Ooo i'll get to watch ; )
*seeing them in November also*
let's see, the *last* strange conversation was earlier when i was talking to a friend about what witty phrase i could have engraved on my tombstone. it ended up with something like, "satan says hi"
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sparx
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Post by sparx on Sept 22, 2005 6:28:09 GMT
holmes- jeremy brett or basil rathbone??
i prefer brett myself!!
last weird conversation i had was what to in case of emergency one!!
the emergancy was that a cargo plane carrying jelly had dropped its cargo and u got stuck in a ten foot square block of lime jelly, what do you do!??!?!
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